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Monday, 3 December 2012

Santa and his Milf

She took her daughter to the mall
coz Santa would be there
and in the hall with heaps of kids
was Santa in his chair

they waited in the lengthy line
until their special time came
and the little girls face was all aglow
when Santa called her by her name

Santa listened carefully
as she rattled off her list
then jumped off his knee all happy
there was nothing she had missed

Then as she turned to head back home
she heard Santa say "Scuse me?"
and when she turned around he said
"Come sit upon my knee."

"I hope you've been a good girl
and done everything all right".
She gazed into old Santas eyes
they twinkled with the light

"I have tried really hard Santa
but its rather hard you see
I do get pretty horny."
and she wriggled on his knee

Then she leaned in close
pressed he bosom to his chest
and whispered in his ear
what present she would like the best

Then she kept on whispering
and Santa went all red
as she told him what she'd do with it
when the child had gone to bed

Then she stood up and walked away
and Santa took a break
those who think he cums once a year
have made a big mistake



4 comments:

  1. I always wonder why grown women wanted to sit on Santa's lap, now I know why.

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